100% Canadian. 200% questionable.✳Free shipping on absolutely nothing.
For the pet that eats your other pet.

Small paws.
Big appetites.

Canada’s most questionable pet supply store.
Live feeder kittens for snakes with expensive taste.
Adorable? Absolutely. A good business idea? Debatable.

Meet the menu
Ridiculously cute. Ridiculously priced.Even we’re having second thoughts.
Three sleeping gray, black, and orange kittens cuddled together with a patterned snake resting across them The faces of a terrible business model.
FARM FRESHABSURDLY FLUFFY
yes, those are the products.
Little paws. Big controversy.Purrfectly questionableCanadian-grown chaosToo cute for this business
The very cute catalogue

Fresh faces.
Questionable purpose.

Premium fluff. Budget-friendly prices.
A business plan our accountant refuses to read.

All prices in CAD. All ideas questionable.
Nugget, a fluffy gray tabby kitten with enormous eyesFan favourite
THE ORIGINAL LITTLE GUY01 / SOLO

Nugget

$19.99

Big eyes. Tiny paws. Zero idea what’s going on.

Marshmallow, a tiny white kitten fast asleep on a blanketExtra fluffy
THE CLOUD EDITION02 / SOLO

Marshmallow

$24.99

Mostly fluff. Currently out of office, napping.

Three tiny tabby kittens lined up together on a wooden floorBetter together
THE THREE-MEOW DEAL03 / BUNDLE

The Triple Trouble

$49.99

Three siblings. One shared brain cell. A bargain.

Peaches, an orange and white kitten sleeping on a pink blanketLimited brain cells
THE GINGER SPECIAL04 / SOLO

Peaches

$22.99

A little sweet. A little orange. Entirely asleep.

A little pale kitten curled up for a cozy napProfessional napper
THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN05 / SOLO

Sir Purrs-a-Lot

$29.99

Premium name. Economy-sized everything else.

A whole litter of orange and cream kittens cuddled up in a fluffy bedFamily pack
THE WHOLE SITUATION06 / BUNDLE

The Oopsie Litter

$79.99

When “just one kitten” gets wildly out of hand.

Every kitten comes with a face that makes you question your choices.

Things are not going to plan

Well, this is
unexpected.

We were told this was a food chain.
They appear to have started a cuddle club.

Our business model is in trouble
An unlikely friendship. A very confused accountant.↓ Scroll to play ↑ Scroll to rewind
A highly questionable good deed

Donate your
kitten.

Too much purr in your household?
We have a very suspicious suggestion.

Our legal department has left the chat.
An impossibly cute sleeping kitten on a pink blanket
Well, this is awkward.

Farm cat just had
ANOTHER litter?

Again? We should really stop acting surprised.
Let’s talk about your growing little empire.

Four little kittens sitting together and looking innocently at the camerathe usual suspects ↗
Commit to the bit

A basket full of bad decisions.

Found your favourites? Our suspiciously simple checkout awaits.

A moment of appreciation

Okay, but look at them.

Our biggest business problem is having a heart.

A white kitten having the tiniest nap
tiny toe beans ♡
A group of four bright-eyed kittens
the group chat
A curious tabby kitten with round eyes
not a single thought
Orange kittens snuggled in a cozy white bed
professional cuddlers
An orange kitten sleeping peacefully on pink fabric
do not disturb
Understandable questions

You’re probably
wondering.

Who came up with this business model?+

Someone with a domain name, too much free time, and absolutely no meetings with an investor.

Do you ship across Canada?+

Our shipping department is a kitten sitting in a cardboard box. Productivity is low. Actual shipments are zero.

Can I pick my favourite kitten?+

Of course. Tap the little heart on any kitten. Picking all of them is a perfectly reasonable response.

What if I change my mind?+

Excellent character development. Your basket is imaginary, your money stays yours, and the kittens remain very busy being kittens.

A highly questionable collection

Your basket.

Three adorable kittens safe and sound
The plot twist

You’ve been kitten.

This is satire. No information is collected or sent.